The Lynx Holiday Playlist: 25 Songs, 6 Sorors, Infinite Sass

Alright y’all… the Lynx Inaugural Christmas Celebration is officially tomorrow in at Courtney's place! Plans are as finalized as they can be with Erica, Kayla, Courtney, Kandace, Sierra, and Michelle involved. And yes… there’s going to be Disaronno. And yes… there will be an Airing of the Grievances.

Feats of Strength? I can’t promise… but with Sierra eyeing the dance floor, Kandace predicting exactly how everyone will react, and Kayla coordinating the chaos like a tiny general, anything is possible.

So, in anticipation, here’s the official Lynx Holiday Playlist—25 songs guaranteed to make the girls feel like queens, remind everyone who runs the room, and sprinkle in a little holiday glitter (because even chaos deserves tinsel).

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Empowerment Anthems

1. Aretha Franklin – “Respect” (1971) 

2. Chaka Khan – “I’m Every Woman” (1978) → Sierra’s dance-floor takeover soundtrack.

3. Whitney Houston – “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” (1987) → Kandace and I scream the chorus like our lives depend on it.

4. Tina Turner – “Proud Mary” (1971) 

5. Janet Jackson – “Rhythm Nation” (1989) 

6. TLC – “No Scrubs” (1999) → Airing of the Grievances mandatory playlist.

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Big Diva Hits

7. Mariah Carey – “Fantasy” (1995)

8. Celine Dion – “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” (1996) 

9. Madonna – “Vogue” (1990) 

10. Beyoncé – “Crazy in Love” (2003) 

11. Patti LaBelle – “New Attitude” (1985) 

12. Gloria Gaynor – “I Will Survive” (1978) → Sierra’s anthem for when someone trips over the Christmas lights.

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Holiday Hits, Lynx Style

13. Mariah Carey – “All I Want for Christmas Is You” (1994) → Obviously. Bow before the Queen of Christmas.

14. Brenda Lee – “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” (1958) 

15. Eartha Kitt – “Santa Baby” (1953) 

16. Wham! – “Last Christmas” (1984)

17. Jackson 5 – “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” (1970) 

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Old School Funk & Power Pop

18. Diana Ross – “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” (1970) → STILL MAKES ME CRY, y’all.

19. Stevie Wonder – “Superstition” (1972) 

20. Prince – “1999” (1982) 

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Big Hits

21. Destiny’s Child – “Independent Women” (2000) → Mandatory for Airing of the Grievances prep.

22. Missy Elliott – “Work It” (2002) 

23. Gwen Stefani – “Hollaback Girl” (2005) 

24. Christina Aguilera – “Fighter” (2002) 

25. Queen – “Don’t Stop Me Now” (1979) → Finale anthem. Everything goes flying, nobody apologizes, everyone sings.

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Lynx Holiday Plans (The Preview):

• Kayla: Decorating tyrant, lights like an engineer, chaos like a general.

• Courtney: DJ and MC for the Night as she is Hosting this year...

• Michelle: Drink coordinator - FEMA-level planning. lol

• Erica: Airing of Grievances director...eye-roll choreography, dramatic pauses, sound effects.

• Kandace: Mischief consultant

• Sierra: Will be toasting everything because she can't hold her liquor 

Tomorrow awaits, the first-ever Lynx Holiday fusion of chaos, empowerment, sass, insight, and sheer diva energy.

And yes… that is the bottom line.

Lambda Psi Chi, always.