Why I Hate When People Randomly Call Me on Facebook

Okay, let me just get this off my chest. I just accepted this guy, literally overnight. A few minutes ago,, He hits me with a call. A call. No greeting. No “hello.” Nothing but BAM...call. On Facebook.

Listen. I don’t accept calls from strangers. I don’t even know you, DEMARCUS! Like, why would I? This isn’t some casual ring-a-ding-ding situation. You are a random dangler in the vast internet ocean, and yet here you are, assuming I’m just gonna answer like we’re best friends? Nah.

Here’s the thing: a call is an intimate thing. It’s direct, it’s personal, it’s not something you drop on someone like it’s a Snapchat notification. You want my attention? Send a message. Say hi. Introduce yourself. Start the conversation like a human being. Don’t force me into a phone call like we’re already tight.

And don’t get me wrong. I’m not anti-social. I’m not impossible. But there’s a protocol and a respect for boundaries. Random Facebook calls is chaotic energy I’m not here for. You can’t just slide into my notifications and expect me to pick up.

So, DEMARCUS, if you’re reading this:

• I don’t know you.

• I don’t accept calls from strangers.

• That’s not how human interaction works.

Next time? Just send a message. Say “hello.” Give me a chance to decide if I even want to talk to you. Until then, let the call button collect dust.

AND HE CALLED TWICE!!!